{"product_id":"gardenflag-0013","title":"Personalized Hiding The Bodies Garden Flag – Funny Wet My Plants","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThere are gardeners who cultivate neat, traditional rows of roses, and then there are gardeners who possess a delightfully wicked sense of humor and a fiercely independent streak. This brilliantly bold \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"202\"\u003ecustom shiplap garden flags\u003c\/b\u003e edition brings a sharp, sassy, and undeniably entertaining dark-comedy energy to your landscaping, proudly waving a hilarious statement right at your flowerbed's edge: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"398\"\u003e\"Home Is Where I Wet My Plants And Hiding The Bodies.\"\u003c\/i\u003e Moving completely away from plain flat templates or sweet, predictable floral borders, this rich, wood-textured polyester canvas banner serves as an unforgettable birthday surprise for a sassy plant lover, a standout housewarming keepsake for someone who loves true-crime podcasts, or a magnificent self-gift to show off your rebellious spirit. It creates a highly amusing visual boundary that guarantees laughter from the mailman, your guests, and anyone driving past your property.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe immersive visual storytelling printed onto this weather-resistant fabric wraps your patio steps in a rustic yet eye-catching cottage-core aesthetic. The background features a premium, multi-toned horizontal wooden plank design that alternates between warm golden-oak slats, distressed sage-green boards, and crisp cream panels. Right at the center of this green oasis lies the ultimate punchline—a freshly dug circular dirt mound complete with a cartoonish human skull peeking out, right beneath a small hand trowel floating mid-air, while innocent terracotta pots of red geraniums, bluebells, and a wooden crate of spring tulips cleverly \"mask the crime scene.\" Offering incredible customization designed for both men and women across all generations, you can tailor the main avatar to match your exact vibe: choose freely between young adults with modern styles or sweet elderly configurations with silver hair, and add a heavy dose of cool by equipping them with a pair of jet-black sunglasses! Your character stands proudly on the left wearing rugged dungarees and heavy lace-up work boots, cradling a wicker basket overflowing with bright yellow sunflowers beneath your custom-printed name banner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIdeal Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measures perfectly at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003e12” x 18”\u003c\/b\u003e, making it a highly visible yet elegant addition to any outdoor setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with heavy, high-quality polyester canvas that is both durable and weather-resistant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdvanced Printing:\u003c\/b\u003e Meticulously printed using a professional dye sublimation process, ensuring vibrant colors and crisp details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Engineered with fade-resistant properties to withstand the outdoor elements for seasons to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConvenient Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003e2.5” diameter sleeve opening\u003c\/b\u003e at the top for easy sliding onto your display stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e The display pole \/ stake is \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003enot included\u003c\/b\u003e with this purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWashing:\u003c\/b\u003e Gently hand wash the flag with mild detergent and cold water to maintain fabric integrity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDrying:\u003c\/b\u003e Thoroughly rinse with clean water and hang dry in a well-ventilated area. Do not wring harshly or use bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePersonalization Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCheck Your Spelling:\u003c\/b\u003e Please complete all required fields and carefully review the spelling of your custom name and main garden title before placing your order to ensure absolute accuracy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLanguage Standard:\u003c\/b\u003e For the best appearance, use standard English characters only and avoid special characters or emojis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLive Preview:\u003c\/b\u003e Click the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003e\"Preview\"\u003c\/b\u003e button at the final step to see a live visual representation of your custom text, sunglasses accessory, and generational character options prior to checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dreamship","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag \/ White \/ 12x18","offer_id":45148424962183,"sku":"89P_976494_4374674","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/7082\/6887\/files\/6a4b5ada5d35d.webp?v=1783389238","url":"https:\/\/89prints.com\/products\/gardenflag-0013","provider":"89Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}